Haven't seen anything posted lately so I'd thought I'd check an see if I was getting thru!

Gary Roland

Sez I'm not logged in, yet I'm able to post.

Gary

Gary, The board has been a little slow lately I might call Jimmy Ladwig and get him to post a message on this board should get something rolling.

I'm watching you Don.

Now you've gone and done it Don. LOL




Free Cimex to the 100th post
See how that does. LOL




Rick Gelinas

Now I feel like the chap who broke into a house, and while moving about he heard this voice say "Jesus is watching you" he stopped dead in his tracks, waited a moment and than started to move again
"Jesus is watching you" for the second time. This time he took out his pocket flash light shone it around the room and saw a parrot, what's your name the thief asked, parrot says Clarance, what fool would name a parrot Clarance, same one the named the german shepherd eyeing you up "Jesus"

Good one Don!
Gary

While we're telling jokes...


A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" He figured that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment, unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it's the blonde's turn. she asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.

After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.





Rick Gelinas

A man is on the street with a frog who is playing the piano. A crowd quickly gathers and fills the offering hat with money. One of the crowd says he want to buy the frog. The man says, "sorry - not for sale. But I've got a mouse I'd sell you." He takes the mouse out of his pocket, puts it on the sidewalk and the mouse begins to sing.
"Fantastic - what's the price?"
"A thousand dollars" was the answer.
"Well, that's a lot of money, but he's worth it". So,
he takes the mouse and walks away.
A bystander says, "Are you crazy. That mouse was worth a lot more than a thousand dollars."
The man on the street said,"No, he wasn't. The frog is a ventriloquist."