| Rambo-lingsJune 14 2006 at 10:25 PM |
Rambo
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| Detainees at Guantanamo are hanging themselves. Is there a problem with that? *** White women put chemicals in their hair to make it curly. Black women put chemicals in their hair to make it straight. I guess no one is satisfied with what God has given them. *** At what point is my new kitten going to realize that not everything that dangles is a toy? *** I find it poetic justice that al-Zarqawi's spirtual adviser was instrumental in getting the man blown to hell.
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| | Author | Reply | Rick Davies
| Re: Rambo-lings | June 15 2006, 1:36 PM |
Q Detainees at Guantanamo are hanging themselves. Is there a problem with that? .......
A The problem is that it is not an easy task for them. It seems that the prison officials are not providing them with the neccasary rope. I for one think we should be more accomadating with thier needs.
Q White women put chemicals in their hair to make it curly. Black women put chemicals in their hair to make it straight. I guess no one is satisfied with what God has given them.
A My 13 year old own 3 curling irons and 2 hair straight irons. Trying to analyze the fairer sex is a futile thing to do.
Q At what point is my new kitten going to realize that not everything that dangles is a toy?
A Never...so do not walk around the house naked.
Q I find it poetic justice that al-Zarqawi's spirtual adviser was instrumental in getting the man blown to hell.
A So you don't think this Matyr is enjoying his 15 virgins?
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| Rambo
| Re: Rambo-lings | June 15 2006, 10:00 PM |
Rick, they made a mistake about the 30 young virgins, it is really 30 white grapes.
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| Rick Davies
| Re: Rambo-lings | June 16 2006, 2:45 AM |
Rick, they made a mistake about the 30 young virgins, it is really 30 white grapes.
Sorry I do not get it.
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Anonymous
| Re: Rambo-lings | June 16 2006, 9:34 PM |
Rick, when they give their life, they are promised 30 young virgins in the after life by their religeous leaders, but he lied, they only get 30 white grapes.
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| Shorty
| Miss Taken Identity & Grapes | June 17 2006, 4:02 AM |
I was down the local cop shop when al-Zarqawi's sister ran in and said::
"Help, help, I've just been graped!!"
The sarge sez; "You mean raped, don't you"??
"No" she sez, "there was a bunch of them"
Sorry, Aussie humour.
I'll now go and stand in the corner.
Cheers,
Shorty.
PS::: But what about that Aussie over there in the Bay??
Seems he's going to renounce his Aussie citizenship and claim he's a Pom, then all will be forgiven.
I'ts a strange world we live in.
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