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A Dear Releasit Letter (I intercepted)

September 25 2007 at 7:21 PM
Rambo 

Dear Releasit, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it for the last 4 years, as my Grandma always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my 50s I find it even better! In fact , about a month ago, I spilled some wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becomming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Releasit, and to my suprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA test on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

 
 
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Jeff

LOL

September 25 2007, 8:51 PM 

To Freakin funny Ray.

 
 

Rick Gelinas

Re: LOL

September 25 2007, 9:12 PM 

That was too stinkin hilarious!!!

I'll have to add murder clean-up/cover-up to the list of things Releasit can handle.

LOL

Thanks for a good laugh Ray









Rick Gelinas
rick@excellent-supply.com

 
 
Kevin

Re: LOL

September 25 2007, 10:40 PM 

Ray's been hitting the tea tree oil again...

Kevin Kluth
Pinnacle Cleaning
www.dryinonehour.com
www.fullerdirect.com/0704120

 
 

Del Scrivner

Re: LOL

September 25 2007, 11:14 PM 

Now we know how O.J. did it.  Did he move to Florida to hang out with you Rick?

Make you own luck,

Del Scrivner
Owner/Operator
Cowboy's Carpet Care

 
 
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