When a women wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smell like a New Truck.****You Generation X'ers may be taken in by all these sexy commercials for "mini-vans" and "midsized SUVs" but us old timers know a station wagon when we see one.****I Proudly announced to my wife that I have never taken performance enhancing drugs. "I know", she said.

When that leather dress of yours needs cleaning

That's another side-line of mine that brings in some good dollars, especially from referrals at laundries, dry cleaners, etc;

It's a home based industry where the customer drops off & picks up from home.

Two jackets an hour for in excess of $130.00, all in the comfort of "MY SHED", complete with refreshments in fridge, radio, phones, fans, etc;

I haven't gotten into leather dresses, but I've cleaned up a few skirts in my time

Cheers & a very merry Christmas & a safe, happy & prosperous New Year to you all.

Except for the political correct clowns

Shorty, always stepping outside of the square.

I've seen the light, and changed my wicked ways.
www.get.shorty.com.au

There's nothing I've ever done that makes me deserving of that mental image.

WTMI Rambo,I think I just threw up in my mouth....

Shorty

Please clarify: “I haven't gotten into leather dresses, . . .”

Is this something you have considered doing at some point in your life? And if so, is this something that most men down under consider doing?




























Just give’n you a hard time Mate, have a great new year.

David Gelinas
Marbleguy

Some things, David my friend, are said tongue in cheek.

If you come down under in April, you may very well learn to understand a bit of the Aussie psyche; (God forbid )

I was just razzin' me young mate Rambo 'n tryin' to get a reaction from him

In answer to yer question, the answer is NO, but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, would you dance with a man in a dress ?

























Gotcha, don't worry, I'm straighter than the rail line over the Nullabor Plains.

Cheers,

Shorty.

I've seen the light, and changed my wicked ways.
www.get.shorty.com.au

I understood Shorty's post completely, he and I seem to understand each other. I am looking foward to his comming to my home this fall (if he can pull it off) and spending a day at our business. He will be riding with me and there are few, who can keep up with this old timer. I have been posting on these boards for over 10 years now, and without a doubt, Shorty is my favorite poster. Sorry Marty, but your my second favorite.

You're only saying that cuz he's coming to see you.

You'd be telling ME that if you thought it would get you a free meal.

My son and I will be at Clarks place in Birmingham this Friday. If you happen to be there, food is on us providing we eat at Nikki's place, a favorite of Clark's and mine.

Good grief, now I've heard it all.

I'll have Jeff Brown pick me up on the way by.