To make it short & sweet.



I ain't cleaning no more



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Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:11:10 -0500
Subject: Your Email Address Has Won
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Attention: Winner


We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address have just won you
1,000,000.00 (One Million Great British Pounds) in UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
PROMO held on the 13th of July 2008.Please contact the due processing
Promotion Manager Mr.Williams Desmond for further details on how to claim
your prize.


Contact Mr. Williams Desmonds with the detail as follow:


Mr William Desmond
Promotion Manager
Uk National Lottery Promo
Contact E-mail: mrwilliamsdesmond-132@live.com


IMPORTANT NOTICE:
You are to Send all the following informations to your Promotion Manager
immediately for further procession.


1 Your Names ...................
2 Cell Phone,...................
3 Telephone ......................
4 Fax Numbers.................
5 Home Address OR Office Address..............
6 Quote Amount Aon .............
7 Date Of Birth ................
8 Age ..........................
9 Occupation....................
10 Sex...........................
11 Marital Status...............
12 Country .....................


For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize
released to you.


Congratulation Once again!!!


Regards
Mr.Terry Coleman








I would respectfully ask that no-one divulges the above information otherwise I miss out.

Thanks,

Ooroo

I've seen the light, and changed my wicked ways.
www.get.shorty.com.au

Shorty,

You knucklehead!! Didn't you read that last sentence?

"For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize
released to you."

advice all winners

Now you've gone and lost your chance. The million dollar prize has just been wired to my bank account. Sorry.








Rick Gelinas
rick@excellent-supply.com

"We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address have just won you".


HAVE just won you ??





I've seen the light, and changed my wicked ways.
www.get.shorty.com.au

Man, I am so jealous of you. What are the odds of winning the lottery?

You should buy a whole fleet of Cimexes. Just tell Rick to ship them to you and you'll send over the winnings once you get it.

I won that lottery two weeks ago but I don't need the money so I guess that they picked another winner!

I really wasn't sure if Shorty was sure about this or not and so just to help him out -

Re-read this bit "Great British Pounds".....

I do not believe that this currency is recognized in any banks.

Yes Tony, I did pick up on that, as well as the many, many other illiterate mistakes throughout the letter.

If yer gonna con someone, yer gotta cover yer P's & Q's, as well as yer R's

Ooroo

I've seen the light, and changed my wicked ways.
www.get.shorty.com.au