Who Grooms?

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Re the swirls, many moons back when people asked about them I'd say something like this.

"When the carpet is steam cleaned, you end up with triangular lines in the carpet, right"?

They'd usually say............ "Yeeees".


"Well, this is just a different pattern which shows that all sides of each carpet fibre (fiber ), have been scrubbed clean, something I could not always do with steam cleaning.

So in fact what you have is cleaner carpet with a different pattern, but if it concerns you, I'll rake the carpet and put straight or brushed lines into it".

I've never had one COMMERCIAL customer query this apart from the Flight Centre stores when they had the old plush pile carpet, which I would swing the 'Mex; on and leave a scalloped pattern on the carpet that they loved.

One store still does have this and I get complemented on it each time it's done.



Oz lingo is different to Yank talk, & most times you guys don't understand what I say, so I've tried to simplify it for you.


I shan't enter into the:

Chrome-dome

Mudguard - All shiny on top & full of **** underneath

Solar panel for a *** machine

etc; etc; debate

My true love loves me the way I am.

(Maybe it's because she's in New York & I'm in Cairns) ?

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